This being a week before Hallowe’en I got all silly and conjured a poem. I like long poems that run on, and now I have mastered the art of clip art insertion, so y’all might want to look away.
Hallowe’en Pet
by Lora Reynolds
“Oh Mother oh Mother
come quick and come see:
I’ve just brought home
a little monster with me!”
“Sonny, oh Son
What’s got into your head?
This thing, it might eat us,
and kill us ’til dead!”
“No Mom, no way,
he’s just a wee thing
when he clenches his fangs
you can hear his ears sing!”
“Sonny, oh boy,
this just will not work.
The rules say ‘no pets’
and the landlord’s a jerk.”
“But Mom he’s so cute
and so awfully alone.
It’s dark out and rainy-
just one night? At home?”
“Why not a unicorn
like when I was a kid?
Or a useful sad elf
like your grandfather did?”
“Those live in forests
of magic and trees,
not behind thrift stores
in lonely alleys.”
“So that’s where you’ve been!
I’ve been calling all day.
You were in the back streets
where the weirdos all play!”
“They’re not weird, no,
just misunderstood.
They have lots of fun
in their magical ‘hood.”
“Fun is fine
’til someone gets hurt.
Stay away from them now
and wash off that dirt.”
“What about Frankie?
I want him here safe.
I want him to stay,
he’s just a poor waif!”
“For one night tonight
and one night alone.
He’s still not your pet,
but I’ll throw you a bone.”
“Oh thank you dear mother!
I promise this much:
no bloodshed, no fires,
no screaming and such!”
“Now go do your homework,
now go do your chores.
Your dad’ll be home soon
to argue some more.”
“So help me, Mom,
make Dad for to see
how Frankie is very,
very good for me.”
“I suppose it’s ok.
I’ll do what I can.
Afterall, your dear father
once had a wolfman.”
“Oh Frankie, let’s run
up the stairs and go bide.
‘Til Dad says ‘ok’
you’d better go hide.”
“Frankie, oh Frankie!
Let go of the cat.
Dad says it’s ok now;
you’re home and that’s that!”
The End.